Im addicted to doughnuts and it’s not letting me have a six pack.



charlie-carmichael:

              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty                

I love my girl’s booty.




(Source: theunknown-abyss)



unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

We were Gatsby’s guest.



In a relationship, you need somebody who’s going to call you out, not somebody who’s going to let everything slide. You need somebody who doesn’t want to live without you, but can. Not somebody that is dependent, but somebody who is stronger with you. A relationship is two people, not one.
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boywonder-sunnah-swag:

nicolezai:

canyourollblunts:

nicolezai:

kenyaosuna:

A parents sacrifice.

This killed me

this actually made me tear up

Reblogging again because this is so real.

Allah hu Akhbar

My sunshine.



timothydelaghetto:

warxant:

lil-chingona:

I WOULDN’T EVEN BE MAD


nobody should be mad lmao 

From someone who has been to Benihana AND consistently gets the LA dirty dogs after the club, trust me, the dogs win.